Hell Today

I've been browsing through blogs of the On-Line Rightwing Coalition of Lunatics and making up snarky mean names to call them on my Bloglines blogroll. Thus Little Green Footballs becomes "Little Green Penises," Red State Rant becomes "Meth Ate My Brain," etc., etc.

My favorite so far is one written by a little lady who I've labeled "Suzie Suckup." Not only does she give *way* TMI -- Lady, do you realize that there are now EVIL SEXUALLY ACTIVE LIBERAL COMMIE LESBIAN MUZZIE COLLEGE-EDUMACATED ELITIST ATHEIST WITCHES ALL OVER THE WORLD who know that YOUR HUSBAND IS SEEING A UROLOGIST ABOUT A VASECTOMY? -- but she also seems to be engaging in a relationship with multiple partners:

So, we have been waiting on the Harley to come in since my Dear Husbands return.

So, tell me, is polyandry a new bonus given to Army Wives? Are we really *that* desperate to recruit new people for our armed forces? And how many Dear Husbands does this woman have?

Ay, these Christians!