Thursday, May 19, 2005
Christian sex lives
I've been browsing through blogs of the On-Line Rightwing Coalition of Lunatics and making up snarky mean names to call them on my Bloglines blogroll. Thus Little Green Footballs becomes "Little Green Penises," Red State Rant becomes "Meth Ate My Brain," etc., etc.
My favorite so far is one written by a little lady who I've labeled "Suzie Suckup." Not only does she give *way* TMI -- Lady, do you realize that there are now EVIL SEXUALLY ACTIVE LIBERAL COMMIE LESBIAN MUZZIE COLLEGE-EDUMACATED ELITIST ATHEIST WITCHES ALL OVER THE WORLD who know that YOUR HUSBAND IS SEEING A UROLOGIST ABOUT A VASECTOMY? -- but she also seems to be engaging in a relationship with multiple partners:
So, tell me, is polyandry a new bonus given to Army Wives? Are we really *that* desperate to recruit new people for our armed forces? And how many Dear Husbands does this woman have?
Ay, these Christians!
My favorite so far is one written by a little lady who I've labeled "Suzie Suckup." Not only does she give *way* TMI -- Lady, do you realize that there are now EVIL SEXUALLY ACTIVE LIBERAL COMMIE LESBIAN MUZZIE COLLEGE-EDUMACATED ELITIST ATHEIST WITCHES ALL OVER THE WORLD who know that YOUR HUSBAND IS SEEING A UROLOGIST ABOUT A VASECTOMY? -- but she also seems to be engaging in a relationship with multiple partners:
So, we have been waiting on the Harley to come in since my Dear Husbands return.
So, tell me, is polyandry a new bonus given to Army Wives? Are we really *that* desperate to recruit new people for our armed forces? And how many Dear Husbands does this woman have?
Ay, these Christians!
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
I have worms!
Yes, there are earthworms in the compost I'm making out in the back yard. The gardening is coming along very slowly, but right now there are a bunch of flowers (gazanias, poppies, stocks, geraniums, lilies, bougainvillea, miniature roses, camelias), a few lettuce and tomato seedlings, and some scarlet pimpernel. Cheeto and Baby are spending their time stalking blue birds, hiding from blue birds, and getting chased back into the house by blue birds. I always know where the cats are because the warning chirping is nonstop. Those birds even chased away a squirrel the other day. It's a menagerie around here.
Leina and her friend and I went to hear John Kerry speak at a rally for Antonio Villaraigosa in Van Nuys this past Saturday. I'll have some nice pictures to post on line if Leina ever gets around to sending/uploading copies! The funniest part was when Kerry was speaking and his mike went dead. Someone in the crowd started up with "Oh, say can you see," and everyone started singing the National Anthem. Meanwhile, the big group of Republican protesters kept yelling abusive comments, almost all the way through the song. Really patriotic, guys!
I have tons of work.
If you want some good commentary, go read Digby. And I like SuperNanny, too.
Leina and her friend and I went to hear John Kerry speak at a rally for Antonio Villaraigosa in Van Nuys this past Saturday. I'll have some nice pictures to post on line if Leina ever gets around to sending/uploading copies! The funniest part was when Kerry was speaking and his mike went dead. Someone in the crowd started up with "Oh, say can you see," and everyone started singing the National Anthem. Meanwhile, the big group of Republican protesters kept yelling abusive comments, almost all the way through the song. Really patriotic, guys!
I have tons of work.
If you want some good commentary, go read Digby. And I like SuperNanny, too.
