Hell Today

In honor of today's date, I was hoping that the evening news would carry the live ceremony with Bush, Rumsfeld, and CondoLIEzza, where they suddenly ripped off their outer skins and revealed the horrendous monsters lurking beneath. Sadly, our mainstream media failed to carry this event, so here are some photos that were sneaked out by a participant in the ceremony:

Condi
Rummy
Chimp